Ooh, interesting how you worked Blackfoot in there; nicely done. Is this smartest man guy from some other show or did you create him yourself? Are you going to continue this? Have to say I'm curious what end of the worldage the world's smartest man needs help with.

And, your story reminded me of this from Monty Python:
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.