Prompt #350 - Sarcasm: Xandercles the Mighty, Chapter Forty-Five, Dustandroses, BtVS

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Title: Xandercles the Mighty: Chapter Forty-Five
Fandom: Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Author: dustandroses
Beta:  theladymerlin
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: this chapter - R
Genres: Adventure, Superhero Xander, Sliders
Warnings: Violence
Summary: Spike is up and down and all over the place tonight - this fight is beginning to wear on him.  He just wants it to be over, no matter the resolution.  Well, as long as he gets Xander in the end, that is.
Spoilers: Through Season Four
Word Count: 2767 words
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em - not making any money off 'em. Dern it.
Prompt Notes: Inspiration for this chapter taken from tamingthemuse prompt #350: Sarcasm
Notes: Fyarls are particularly vulnerable to silver and die instantly when stabbed with a silver object.
Spike's comment: "It's only a flesh wound" is a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail's character The Black Knight, who after having both arms cut off, insists he's capable of continuing to fight, since: "It's just a flesh wound."
Clem's 'ugly face' is only shown from the back, so we actually have no idea what it looks like.  I took a few liberties and described it in more detail than we see on television.  All we see is tentacles and his ears opening up to look like antennae.


Previous parts can be found at the Xandercles tag, in reverse order.

You can also find the previous chapters at the Archive of Our Own.


Chapter Forty-Five at AO3   

Chapter Forty-Five at Live Journal


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Prompt 350 - Sarcasm - Private & Confidential - mihnn - Harry

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Title: Private & Confidential
Fandom: Harry Potter
Prompt: Sarcasm
Warnings: Some very saucy language.
Rating: R
Summary: A series of inter-office memos go back and forth one day. They really should have marked it as private.

Private & Confidential

Prompt#350 - Sarcasm - Dishonest - isnthappiness - Original

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Title: Dishonest
Fandom: Original
Prompt: Prompt #350 - Sarcasm
Warnings: Death
Rating: R
Summary: "You're never honest." She shot him a steel glare and slapped his hand away with a flick of her wrist. "That's what I hate about you."

He was leaning against a wall in his suit, watching as another man caressed her shoulder flirtatiously, playing with a lock of her long, dark hair.

#350 - Sarcasm - Loose Lips - Polgara_5 - BtVS/Dresen Files (books)

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Title: Loose Lips
Fandom: BtVS/Dresden Files (books)
Word Count: 901
Prompt: #350 Sarcasm
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I own none of these characters, settings, or fandoms. They are the property of their respective creators and companies.
Summary: Wizards, in general, make lousy patients.


( Loose Lips )

Prompt #350-Sarcasm- In Which Willow is Certain About Quite a Number of Things- tiny_white_hats-BtVS

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Title: In Which Willow is Certain About Quite a Number of Things

Fandom: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Characters: Willow Rosenberg, Daniel "Oz" Osbourne, Spike (with cameos by Ethan Rayne, Charles Gunn, Buffy Summers)

Pairing: Willow/Oz

Prompt: #350- sarcasm

Warnings: Hogwarts AU, so there's some possible OOC in terms of speech, as I tried to write a bunch of Americans as Brits. Some light profanity.

Rating: PG-13

Summary: Willow is absolutely certain that Oz is secretly a werewolf and that, because of this, he is in certain danger, so she enlists the help of Spike to rescue him. Hogwarts AU.

Here.

Prompt #350 - CLOSED

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Prompt #350

"Sarcasm"

is now closed.

Tracking - Week 350

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Current standings for authors writing through prompt #350 - Sarcasm.

The lists are sorted by author name followed by the number of weeks the author has written. The first list is for those that have continuing runs. The second list is for those that have missed a week and earned themselves a reward.

If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to comment to this post.


( Standings/Tracking for Week 350 )

TTM Mod
~Zippit

Prompt #350- Sarcasm - Mightier than the Sword - Spike_1790 - BtVS (no pairing, PG)

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Title: Mightier than the sword
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing/Characters: Giles, Anya, Spike & Xander
Warnings: none really... mentions of m/f sex? And allusions to m/m sex.
Prompts: #450- Sarcasm @ tamingthemuse
Rating: PG-ish
A/N: Unbeta'd. This is a really stupid piece that shouldn't have seen the light of day, but I was tired and still psyched from GOTR, so this is what my brain came up with.
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys. Joss won't let me have them. Bad Joss. Grrr...
Summary: Grammar is your friend. Unless you're dating Anya.

( Read more... )

Prompt #350 - Sarcasm – Rainy Days and Rainbows - jujukittychick – BtVS

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Prompt 351 ~ Parched ~ AtS ~ Zeal for Life : Chase'd ~ Cordelia Chase/Charles Gunn ~ R

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Title: → Zeal for Life : Chase'd
Rating:→ R
Author: → skargasm
Pairing: → Vamp!Cordelia/Charles Gunn, Spike/Angel
Prompt:→ Prompt # 351 : Parched @ tamingthemuse, Prompt #21 : Fear @ 52_challenge, Prompt: Love is Blind @ love_bingo & Prompt #40 : Biting @ citrus_taste
Fandom:→ Angel the Series
Word Count:→ 1982
Genre: → AU
Beta (s):→ Unbeta'd but proofread
Disclaimer:→ Not mine.
Summary: → Was she still in there?

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CHASE'D

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350- sarcasm- Caught Your Eye (7/?)- akasakasan- Sherlock BBC

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Title: Caught Your Eye (7/?)
Fandom: Sherlock BBC
Pairing: Sherlock/John
Prompt: 350- sarcasm- tamingthemuse
Warnings: High school!AU, child abuse
Wordcount: ~1300
Disclaimer: Not mine, despite the occasional daydream.

Summary: John had watched the new kid throw away his lunch every day for the past week. Certain no one's watching he picks it up but you can't slip anything past Sherlock.

Months flew by and for the first time in his life John had what he considered a best friend