136 Rejected, Damn You, Edward Cullen, Monjinator, Twilight/Dr. Horrible

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Title: Damn You, Edward Cullen
Fandom: Twilight/Dr. Horrible
Prompt: 136 Rejected
Warnings: None
Rating: PG
Summary: He stopped the van! The remote control had been in his hand!
Notes: Something crack-y that came to mind when I was watching the Twilight movie again for laughs.

Crouched behind the bumper of Bella’s truck, Billy’s finger hovered over the remote, waiting for the right moment.