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tamingthemuseTitle: Videos
Fandom: Torchwood
Prompt: #191 - Hidalgo
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ianto got a box of videos, Jack is interested in them.
“Oh, what’s this here,” Jack said bending down and picking up the box that he’d found beside Ianto’s door. It’s return address said it was from the United States of America and that caused him to give the other man a look that was playful yet telling. “You didn’t have to go exotic to find us new toys. Or did you get something unique? Dildo shaped like your own cock? Leather harness made for two? Blond surfer boy erotica?”
“Not everything has to do with sex. Those are videos from America and when I said videos I mean videos, not porn. Tosh realized my collection needed something besides James Bond and bought me some. Or well, got them however Tosh gets things over the internet,” Ianto said opening his door and let Jack carry in the box of not porns.
Jack put them down on the couch and started to riffle through them. God DVD’s made him feel old, but he was old so that was alright. Better than the days lacking electricity that was for sure.
“Tosh has horrible taste,” Jack realized pulling out the tenth video he hated .
“Why? What’s wrong with them?” Ianto demanded and Jack sighed.
“Well, let’s see,” he said pulling one up at random, “Wolverine; Origins. Not even Hugh Jackman’s hot figure could make up for the complete lack of plot and the boring female interest. Then The Happening. Oh no, trees are killing us. They are made we killed all of them. How surprising. Oh Jesus. Hidalgo? For god’s sake Ianto, Hidalgo! Need I say more?”
“There’s nothing wrong with a good western,” Ianto insisted and Jack rolled his eyes.
“You’re right, there’s nothing wrong with a good one but-Oh Ianto. You requested these didn’t you?” Jack said not sure rather to laugh or feel guilty about his comments. He was just glad Ianto had better taste in men or…he glanced back at the box and chuckles. All of the male leads were attractive. Every last one. He laughed to himself.
“Don’t get enough handsome men in your bedroom. Gotta stare at the eye candy of Hollywood to get your fix?” Jack asked half teasing, half curious. He didn’t care if Ianto got off to other men, but he didn’t see him doing it. That made the sudden influx of movies all the more odd.
“That’s what I’m wondering,” Ianto said his cheeks red, but his voice confident, “If I feel any urge to stare at Hollywood eye contact or if I’d prefer to just stare at, well you. Please, this is about my sexuality and nothing to do with you’re looks.”
“Of course, nothing,” Jack said with a wide smile and he put his arm around the other man, “So…should we watch some Hollywood studs or would you like to go ride your own?”
“Jack, you’re the worst.”
“But that also makes me the best and you know it,” Jack told him and Ianto only rolled his eyes. Jack took that as a very honest yes.
Fandom: Torchwood
Prompt: #191 - Hidalgo
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Ianto got a box of videos, Jack is interested in them.
“Oh, what’s this here,” Jack said bending down and picking up the box that he’d found beside Ianto’s door. It’s return address said it was from the United States of America and that caused him to give the other man a look that was playful yet telling. “You didn’t have to go exotic to find us new toys. Or did you get something unique? Dildo shaped like your own cock? Leather harness made for two? Blond surfer boy erotica?”
“Not everything has to do with sex. Those are videos from America and when I said videos I mean videos, not porn. Tosh realized my collection needed something besides James Bond and bought me some. Or well, got them however Tosh gets things over the internet,” Ianto said opening his door and let Jack carry in the box of not porns.
Jack put them down on the couch and started to riffle through them. God DVD’s made him feel old, but he was old so that was alright. Better than the days lacking electricity that was for sure.
“Tosh has horrible taste,” Jack realized pulling out the tenth video he hated .
“Why? What’s wrong with them?” Ianto demanded and Jack sighed.
“Well, let’s see,” he said pulling one up at random, “Wolverine; Origins. Not even Hugh Jackman’s hot figure could make up for the complete lack of plot and the boring female interest. Then The Happening. Oh no, trees are killing us. They are made we killed all of them. How surprising. Oh Jesus. Hidalgo? For god’s sake Ianto, Hidalgo! Need I say more?”
“There’s nothing wrong with a good western,” Ianto insisted and Jack rolled his eyes.
“You’re right, there’s nothing wrong with a good one but-Oh Ianto. You requested these didn’t you?” Jack said not sure rather to laugh or feel guilty about his comments. He was just glad Ianto had better taste in men or…he glanced back at the box and chuckles. All of the male leads were attractive. Every last one. He laughed to himself.
“Don’t get enough handsome men in your bedroom. Gotta stare at the eye candy of Hollywood to get your fix?” Jack asked half teasing, half curious. He didn’t care if Ianto got off to other men, but he didn’t see him doing it. That made the sudden influx of movies all the more odd.
“That’s what I’m wondering,” Ianto said his cheeks red, but his voice confident, “If I feel any urge to stare at Hollywood eye contact or if I’d prefer to just stare at, well you. Please, this is about my sexuality and nothing to do with you’re looks.”
“Of course, nothing,” Jack said with a wide smile and he put his arm around the other man, “So…should we watch some Hollywood studs or would you like to go ride your own?”
“Jack, you’re the worst.”
“But that also makes me the best and you know it,” Jack told him and Ianto only rolled his eyes. Jack took that as a very honest yes.
