authoressnebula, #203, How Characters Interfere, 1/1, Crack!verse, X-over

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Title: How Characters Interfere
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: #203 - Crumpled Paper for tamingthemuse
Spoilers: Up through Season 4 of Supernatural (for a character), Season 5 of Buffy, any season of Leverage, any episode of Firefly, any point in The Big Bang Theory, the Christmas song "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer", and through Friends Season 3. (Y'know. The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break.) But mainly you totally need to have read the rest of these fics in the crack!verse for any chance of understanding what the hell's going on.
Disclaimer: Oh god, it's ALL not mine. At all.
Summary: In which Dawn insists on taking over and thus ruins everything, Faith still isn't getting laid, and Eliot and Sam's hair has Taken A Break. Also, Rudolph has some trademark issues to handle.

A/N: ....I still can't believe y'all want MORE of my crazy brain, but if you insist...

You know, I'm really tired of it starting with you. I'm languid, it should start with me.

~Nebula