Big Bad Wolf
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tamingthemuseTitle: Big Bad Wolf
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spike/Willow
Setting: S3, Ep “Lover’s Walk”
Prompt: Bait and Switch
Word Count: 540 Words
Bait:
It was easy really, a dash here, a sprinkle there. Like everything else, this came so easily to her…well, except the really important things.
The ‘not kissing your best friend and making sure your boyfriend never finds out’ type of things, well, they were a bit harder for Willow…But school work, computers and now magic, easy as apple pie…but then…Why do people say baking is easy, it’s not, you know?
Last year she tried to make Xander a cheery pie for his birthday…it’s his favorite, but she’d burnt the edges and the middle was cold.
But Xander being the sweetie that he is, ate every last piece…Ah, Xan really was the best and so sexy in his tux…Opps…Bad naughty Willow…can’t have sexy thoughts about best friend…because Oz, and…and PEZ!!
Yes, she had to do this spell!
That was why she was here in the dark on school property…yes, she broke in, and no, she wasn’t going to hell, she was a good girl! She just really needed some ingredients and…and the goddess would understand…This was a magical emergency!!
Well, maybe not an emergency, but it was darn close…it was a bunny like emergency, you know, small… but everyone wanted to cuddle it…yes, her emergency was small and…. Cuddly?
Err…well, you know what she means.
So, the plan was simply, she’d finish this spell and Xander would come and BAM…no more Fluffly Xander shaped feelings.
Yes, everything was going to be fine…she’d baited Xander here with promises of good grades in Science and by the end of the night…life would go back to normal!
Switch:
Okay, so everything has turned out bad…and not in the Ed Woods ‘so bad it’s funny’ kind of way...no, it was bad as in the ‘a vampire was sniffing her neck’ kind of way!!
Okay, Willow could do this…she was cool and calm…yep, Willow was in control!
She could tell this vampire ‘no touching of her personal space’.
Yep, and he’d listen to her, because she was a big bad Wicca!
Or Maybe not…
He’s grabbing her neck hard and EPP!!! She is not feeling a vampire’s erection on her stomach…Nope, she’s not!
“You’ll do the Spell!”
Yep, she’s shaking her head…Goddess, she’d agree to do the hokey pokey and turn her self around if it meant her and Xander got out of here alive.
He’s giving her that look again...you know, the “I’m going to eat you” look, and the fact that he’s calling her Red just makes her want to say… “My what big eyes you have, Grandma!”
But she’s pretty sure he’d get all growly again if she did.
“I’ll need more ingredients,” she says...and maybe that’s a lie, and she hates to lie, but he threatened to shove a bottle in her face!
So, she’d lied, that’s right! He didn’t deserve ‘the Willow nice treatment’ anyways!
He’s walking over, no… it’s more like stalking over and…oh, goddess, he really was the big bad wolf!
EPP!!!
She said that out loud!!
He stills and begins laughing hard…oh thank goddess, he’s not killing her…but now he’s tilting his head and giving her this weird, almost…cute smile…and no, she did not just think he was CUTE! Nope, she didn’t…she must’ve just gone crazy for a moment.
Fandom: BtVS
Pairing: Spike/Willow
Setting: S3, Ep “Lover’s Walk”
Prompt: Bait and Switch
Word Count: 540 Words
Bait:
It was easy really, a dash here, a sprinkle there. Like everything else, this came so easily to her…well, except the really important things.
The ‘not kissing your best friend and making sure your boyfriend never finds out’ type of things, well, they were a bit harder for Willow…But school work, computers and now magic, easy as apple pie…but then…Why do people say baking is easy, it’s not, you know?
Last year she tried to make Xander a cheery pie for his birthday…it’s his favorite, but she’d burnt the edges and the middle was cold.
But Xander being the sweetie that he is, ate every last piece…Ah, Xan really was the best and so sexy in his tux…Opps…Bad naughty Willow…can’t have sexy thoughts about best friend…because Oz, and…and PEZ!!
Yes, she had to do this spell!
That was why she was here in the dark on school property…yes, she broke in, and no, she wasn’t going to hell, she was a good girl! She just really needed some ingredients and…and the goddess would understand…This was a magical emergency!!
Well, maybe not an emergency, but it was darn close…it was a bunny like emergency, you know, small… but everyone wanted to cuddle it…yes, her emergency was small and…. Cuddly?
Err…well, you know what she means.
So, the plan was simply, she’d finish this spell and Xander would come and BAM…no more Fluffly Xander shaped feelings.
Yes, everything was going to be fine…she’d baited Xander here with promises of good grades in Science and by the end of the night…life would go back to normal!
Switch:
Okay, so everything has turned out bad…and not in the Ed Woods ‘so bad it’s funny’ kind of way...no, it was bad as in the ‘a vampire was sniffing her neck’ kind of way!!
Okay, Willow could do this…she was cool and calm…yep, Willow was in control!
She could tell this vampire ‘no touching of her personal space’.
Yep, and he’d listen to her, because she was a big bad Wicca!
Or Maybe not…
He’s grabbing her neck hard and EPP!!! She is not feeling a vampire’s erection on her stomach…Nope, she’s not!
“You’ll do the Spell!”
Yep, she’s shaking her head…Goddess, she’d agree to do the hokey pokey and turn her self around if it meant her and Xander got out of here alive.
He’s giving her that look again...you know, the “I’m going to eat you” look, and the fact that he’s calling her Red just makes her want to say… “My what big eyes you have, Grandma!”
But she’s pretty sure he’d get all growly again if she did.
“I’ll need more ingredients,” she says...and maybe that’s a lie, and she hates to lie, but he threatened to shove a bottle in her face!
So, she’d lied, that’s right! He didn’t deserve ‘the Willow nice treatment’ anyways!
He’s walking over, no… it’s more like stalking over and…oh, goddess, he really was the big bad wolf!
EPP!!!
She said that out loud!!
He stills and begins laughing hard…oh thank goddess, he’s not killing her…but now he’s tilting his head and giving her this weird, almost…cute smile…and no, she did not just think he was CUTE! Nope, she didn’t…she must’ve just gone crazy for a moment.
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Date: 2006-10-04 06:46 pm (UTC)Gabrielle
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Date: 2006-10-05 06:25 am (UTC)*huggles*
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Date: 2006-10-04 09:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-05 06:26 am (UTC)*hugs*
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Date: 2006-10-08 02:18 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-08 07:12 am (UTC)It made of an interesting view of Willow's version of the kidnap.
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Date: 2006-10-10 03:09 am (UTC)*Laughs*
*Snuggles you*