You are sorely in need of the rough end of a pineapple and some alone time with the Kama Sutra, S/X

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betaed by the wonderful kitty_poker1
sneaky use of the prompt "Father's Day" from tamingthemuse
Spike/Xander, Rated R, 1/1
A/N: around season six, but without pesky Buffy and Anya entanglements, our boys do what comes naturally.
Also, the title comes from a phrase eshal used in a rant about web building on her lj. It was just so perfect for Xander, I had to steal it.
Warning: large helpings of mud and smooph.

You are sorely in need of the rough end of a pineapple and some alone time with the Kama Sutra.