tamingthemuse | Prompt 336 - stranded - Like, Whatever - totalximmortal

Title: Like, whatever
Rating: U
Author: totalximmortal
Pairing: Beth/Kory.
Prompt: Prompt 336: Stranded
Fandom: Bedlam’s Bard, Elves on the Road universe by Mercedes Lackey
Word Count: 962
Genre: Fantasy
Warnings: Possible offense to people who speak Valleyspeak. Or have a Midwestern accent. And a bit of death by dialogue.

Beta (s): with thanks to the lovely happychocolate
Disclaimer: These are not my characters, they belong to Mercedes Lackey. I make no money from this nor will I. Nor can I write accents. I tried man, I tried D:
Summary: Eric and Beth are trying to teach Korendil Valleyspeak in order to escape the attention of the people looking for them.

“I mean, like, y’know, what-ever...” Kory said in his best Valley accent, which wasn’t the best really. He looked up and over at his two friends, Eric Banyon – who was sitting on the couch, and Bethany Kentraine who was perched on the armrest next to him. Kory could see that Eric was trying his hardest not to laugh, which he appreciated - the trying, not the laughing itself.