Prompt 353 - In flagrante delicto - What the F... Part 6 - comlodge - BTVS

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Title: Sharing Notes.
Author: comlodge
Charachters: Ensemble
Genre: Fiction
Words: 1305
Summary: Set in an AU S6. Someone casts a spell and silliness ensues.   Part 5 of the What the F...? Series. No idea how many parts.
Rating: R for sexual innuendo/misplaced breasts/self gratification/naughty thoughts
Prompt: nekid_spike April theme Prompt: tamingthemuse In flagrante delicto
Disclaimer: You know they belong to Joss but he never wrote this stuff.
Previous Parts here. If you don't read the previous parts this won't make sense at all. If you do read the previous parts it probably still won't make sense but I'll have made you look.

Previously in What the F…?, (you do realise I just like saying that title in my mind as I type, don;t you) we left our intrepid band finishing up a fine repast provided by the women of the group. (Yes I know a stereo type.) They’ve once again retired to the lounge of Giles apartment, which is of course Slayer Central when they are not at the Magic Box…

“Alright, let’s see what we‘ve all come up with today.” Giles looked around at the young people sprawled on various bits of his furniture. “I’ll begin with what we have found whilst you ladies were out, which I am sad to say, amounts to almost nothing. Actually, I’d…”

“What’re you talking about Watcher? We found out heaps. Xander is horribly ticklish and his nipples are really respon..”

“Spike! Shut up!” Buffy glared at the offending vampire. For his part, Spike simply closed his mouth and smirked at her, poking his tongue between his thick, full lips, just a little. She so wanted to suck it into her mouth and bite down really hard! The teaser!

“Yes. Thankyou, Buffy. If I can continue, we found no useful references during our research today. I was hoping that you girls might have fared better with the resources at the Magic Box?” Giles looked hopefully in the direction of the women.

“Well, we concentrated on transmogrification spells,” Willow began, “but it’s such a wide field and without knowing a reason behind why this happened, it’s really hard going.”

“Yes, quite.” Giles removed his glasses and pulled his hanky from its pocket and began cleaning them. “Now, Willow, I believe you mentioned a possible reversal spell that might be effective. Perhaps we should have a look at that?”

“Oh, um sure Giles. Tara actually found it.” Willow looked adoringly at her partner. “It’s this one here.” She passed the book she’d been nursing in her lap to Giles, her finger holding open the required page. Giles took the book and studied the spell Willow had marked, noting the ingredients and special requirements. His brow wrinkled in that way of his when he was concentrating on something he possibly did not altogether agree with.

“Yes, perhaps this might be worth a try. It is a basic spell, with easily obtained ingredients which we would have at the Magic Box. No nasty side effects. Always a plus.”

“We brought the required ingredients with us, in case you wanted to go ahead and give it a try. Tara could do it. It’s very basic.”

“I-I w-would be pl-pleased to h-help, i-if I c-can.” Tara smiled shyly at the group in general.

“Perhaps you can both prepare the spell while Buffy gives us a run down on what she has found out.”

“Sure thing Giles. We will set it up over here on the floor. Just need to clear a space and draw our pentacle.” Willow moved over to the floor at the foot of the stairs and began rolling up the rug that was on the floor.

“Yes,yes, good, good.” Giles turned toward his slayer. “Buffy, were you able to find anything at all, about our, um, little problem from your sources within the demon world.”

“Wouldn’t call these a little problem, Rupert.” As he said this Spike began to once again finger his recently acquired breasts. Both Giles and Buffy sighed at the interjection but both wisely decided to ignore the vampire.

“Not much,” Buffy replied, “that little weirdo, Willie, said that some demons were talking about a new magician in town. Apparently he, she or it, has been asking around about us.”

“Us?” Giles raised his eyebrows in question.

“Yeah, that’s what the little creep said. He hasn’t seen this magician so he’s going to call me tonight when the ones who were talking about it, show. I thought I could take Spike with me for backup and we could do a quick patrol as well.” Buffy looked at Spike, her expression clearly indicating that something other than patrolling was on her mind. The vampire stopped playing with his chest and cleared his throat.

“Ah, yeah, patrol. Good idea Slayer. No need to shirk our duties just ‘cos we got a little problem. I could just keep me coat closed, should hide the ah, extra bits, from prying eyes. Could do with a spot of , er, violence to relieve the tension.” Spike grinned in the Slayer’s direction, something other than a desire for violence, clearly written on his face. She gave a tiny smile in return.

“Well, let’s see how we go with the spell first. You might not have anything to hide if it works.” Giles turned to look over at Willow and Tara, who had now marked out a pentacle and placed a candle at each of the five intersecting points. Tara sat in the middle with a small bowl in front of her and was carefully crumbling a mixture of herbs and dried flowers into it.

“W-w-willow, have you g-got the dried agronomy f-f-flower?” Tara looked across at Willow expectantly.

“I thought you got that while I was getting the orris root.”

“N-no. I was getting the raspberry leaf and Violetta syrup.”

“Oh no. We need the agronomy for the spell. It’s a key ingredient. I don’t suppose you have any here, Giles?”

“No. I’m afraid not, Willow. Not really something I use.”

“Well we will have to go back to the Magic Box and get some.” Willow frowned and looked over to where Anya was sitting on Xander’s lap. She noticed that hands seemed to be disappearing into each other’s tops. She frowned. “Um, Anya?” Anya did not respond. She and Xander seemed to be murmuring quietly to each other. She called the ex demon’s name a little louder. “Anya!”

“What is it, Willow? Can’t you see that Xander and I are busy. We are reacquainting ourselves with each other because of Xander’s alterations. It’s important for a healthy, happy relationship that couples are at ease with their partner’s bodies. I need to…”

“Yes, well, I’m sure that is a valid point, Anya.” Giles interrupted what was obviously going to be another one of Anya’s inappropriate sharings. “Willow and Tara need to go back to the Magic Box for a key ingredient for their spell. Would you mind going back with them and letting them and help them find it quickly? The sooner we get this reversal spell done the happier we will all be, I'm sure.”

Anya pouted but got to her feet, nodding her head in agreement, as she did so. “Yes, you are probably right, Giles. It would be better if everyone’s bodies get back to the normal proportions.”

“It’s getting late. I have to go make sure Dawn is home from school. I’ll bring her back here with me. I guess you guys just stay here and keep doping what you were.” Buffy’s face turned red as she remembered exactly what the men had been doing when they had arrived. She certainly did not want her sister to see them in flagrante delicto when she and Dawn returned..

“That is, I mean, hit the books. And make sure my little sister doesn’t have to walk in on anything she shouldn't be seeing.” With a stern look at each of the men, she turned and followed the other women out the door.

“Well now. You heard she who must be obeyed. Where were we up to?” Spike leered at Giles and Xander, tongue wetting his lower lip.

“Shut up Spike!” Giles snapped. “Get a book both of you. We need to find something that will reverse whatever spell we are under and find the person or demon responsible!”

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