Taming the Muse

Title: Through the Door
Author: comlodge
Charachters: Spike, Drusilla, Anne, Angelus
Medium: Fiction
Genre: Angst
Artwork:  comlodge
Rating: M
Words: 1658
Disclaimer: They belong to Joss Whedon but he said have at 'em you Fanfic freaks, I love you'se. (or something like that).
Summary: Set S6 Seeing Red, immediately after the bathroom scene.

'Ask me again why I could never love you.'

Title: Love's Bitch
Author: comlodge
Charachters:  Spike
Medium: Fiction
Genre: Angst
Words: 703
Artwork: comlodge
Rating: M for language
Prompt: tamingthemuse Driving in the Dark
Disclaimer: They belong to Joss Whedon but he said have at 'em you Fanfic freaks, I love you'se. (or something like that).
Summary: Season 6 As You Were - just a little look inside Spike's head after the break-up.

He slammed the car into gear, shoved his foot against the accelerator and slew sideways out of the shed he kept her in. Tonight, tonight he hurt too much to care about hurting her. Tonight he wanted to drive as far and as fast as he could. Drive through the night to... bugger... no idea... at all. Just drive... away.... from here. Away from... her! Away from him, from what he'd become. Christ! Just bloody away!

Title:  Grown Up
Author: comlodge
Artwork: Her fabulousness Blondebitz
Charachters: Spike, Buffy
Genre: Mystery, Romance, Adventure
Rating:  PG
Words: 1000
Prompt:  sb_fag_ends Just a Little Heat - the Black Keys tamingthemuse Storm
Disclaimer: Charachters belong to someone cleverer than I. Just having a free for all play with them. The sandbox is big enough for all of us.
Summary: Ten years post Chosen. Buffy found Spike, not dead, in a supermarket. Chapter 9 of ? Previous parts here.

"You know what?" She slid out from the booth and stood at the end of the table looking at Spike, "I have to go. Dawn's at home, by herself, and she's due any day now. So, um, got things to think about."

Author: comlodge
Charachters: Spike, Buffy
Rating: PG
Words: 1000
Prompt:  sb_fag_ends Wildfire tamingthemuse Light
Disclaimer: Charachters belong to someone cleverer than I. Just having a free for all play with them. The sandbox is big enough for all of us.
Summary: Chapter 7 of ?.  Previous parts here.You probably need to read those first, if you haven't.

They sat staring at each other across his plate of cold onion rings, her scraped clean plate, the mug, and glass and felt the fire building. Like wild fire racing through their blood, bringing a flush of pink to her face; making him feel as though, at any moment, his heart would beat again.

Author: comlodge
Charachters: Spike
Genre: Fiction - Angst - One Shot
Words:  685
Rating: M - Potty mouth Spike in action
Prompt: tamingthemuse Dystopia
Disclaimer: Charachters belong to someone cleverer than I. Just having a free for all play with them. The sandbox is big enough for all of us.
Summary: ATS S5 Spike is sick of being a ghost and feeling sorry for himself...

Author: comlodge
Charachters: Spike
Genre: Fiction - Angst
Rating: MA. For mention of death, burial alive, violence
Words: 1470
Prompt: tamingthemuse Malleable
Disclaimer: Charachters belong to someone cleverer than I. Just having a free for all play with them. The sandbox is big enough for all of us.
Summary: A one shot set in Season 6 Dead Things, after the alley.

Author: comlodge
Charachters: Spike/Ensemble
Genre: Fiction, Humour, Angst, Mystery, Magical stuff
Words: 2,600
Summary: Set in an AU S6. Someone casts a spell and silliness ensues.   Part 13 of the What the F...? Series. No idea how many parts.
Rating: NC17 for sexual innuendo/misplaced breasts/self gratification/naughty thoughts/actual sexual congress/alluding to actual sexual congress/same sex sex, you know boy on boy, girl on girl/ bad spell chanting
Prompt:   Originally nekid_spike April Spring Fertility Fling  tamingthemuse Labrynth
Disclaimer: You know they belong to Joss but he never wrote this stuff.
Previous Parts here. If you don't read the previous parts this won't make sense at all. If you do read the previous parts it probably still won't make sense but I'll have made you look.

Previously on What the F…? The Scoobies all woke up in various states of compromise and dazedness, after their hot night of lust and sex. Spike and Buffy were discovered en-flagrante, in the bathroom of Giles flat, by none other than the watcher and the whelp. In the glare of discovery, Buffy, in her very own sweet, inimitable style, turned on her bathroom partner and Spike fled the scene, with something fluttering, though obviously, not his virtue. I’ll give you a clue, he wasn’t wearing any pants.

Title: In The Bathroom
Author: comlodge
Charachters: Spike/Ensemble
Genre: Fiction, Humour, Angst, Mystery, Magical stuff
Words:  2147
Summary: Set in an AU S6. Someone casts a spell and silliness ensues.   Part 11 of the What the F...? Series. No idea how many parts.
Rating: NC17 for sexual innuendo/misplaced breasts/self gratification/naughty thoughts/actual sexual congress/alluding to actual sexual congress/same sex sex, you know boy on boy, girl on girl/ bad spell chanting
Prompt:   Originally April Spring Fertility Fling  tamingthemuse - cartographer
Disclaimer: You know they belong to Joss but he never wrote this stuff.
Previous Parts here. If you don't read the previous parts this won't make sense at all. If you do read the previous parts it probably still won't make sense but I'll have made you look.

Chapter Summary: Spike gets to have a happy, or two, or three, or...  Loads of sex

Author: comlodge
Charachters: Ensemble
Genre: Fiction
Words: 1645
Summary: Set in an AU S6. Someone casts a spell and silliness ensues.   Part 8 of the What the F...? Series. No idea how many parts.
Rating: NC17 for sexual innuendo/misplaced breasts/self gratification/naughty thoughts/actual sexual congress/alluding to actual sexual congress/same sex sex, you know boy on boy, girl on girl/ bad spell chanting/smoke
Prompt: nekid_spike Spring Fertility Fling  tamingthemuse Drusy Quartz
Disclaimer: You know they belong to Joss but he never wrote this stuff.
Previous Parts here. If you don't read the previous parts this won't make sense at all. If you do read the previous parts it probably still won't make sense but I'll have made you look.

Previously in What the F…. Hmm, should I start from the beginning, because it’s been so long since I put out a chapter? Also, that will push the word count up and I can feel good about that. Okay then.
In the beginning, the boys woke up in their respective beds and discovered they’d grown boobs, overnight. Yes, I mean literally, lady sized breasts, complete with big, full nipples and sensitive, dark aureoles. Spike and Xander’s were nice, pert, young, big mouthfuls and then some. Giles’ were a bit on the matronly side, large and pendulous, for which I’m sure, he was a bit envious of the other two.

Title: In the Basement
Author: comlodge
Charachters: Spike & The First as Drusilla
Genre: Angst
Rating: PG
Word Count: 560
Disclaimer: Not my charachters
Summary: BTVS Season 7 Eps 1 & 2. Drusilla/The first visits Spike in the school basement. Some dialogue from the show.

"Dru? Love, what are you doing here?" He stared into her eyes.

"Silly boy. I've come to take you home. Where you belong. With me. In the dark. We’ll be a family again. "