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tamingthemuseGetting What He Wanted
Author: lilithangel
Email: abchainey@xtra.co.nz
Website: www.livejournal.com/users/lilithbint
Fandom: AtS
Characters: Spike
Genre: POV, light humour
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 519 (phew just made it)
Disclaimer: he followed me home so I’m keeping him but I am making no money out of this and I will not be suing for ownership.
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hols_with_james which is due out August 1st. In thinking about the prompt ‘pickpocket’ I kept coming back to the question how Spike survive after the chip. The money he earned from information couldn’t have been enough. I have seen references to scaring humans for money (not sure if that was fan fiction or canon) but that had to be risky.
Here’s my answer.
Spike had not been a professional pickpocket but he was glad boredom had prompted him to learn. Vampires didn’t need to be stealthy to take things from their victims but after that bloody Initiative had stomped on his vampire nature he had been forced to use other methods to get what he wanted.
Begging for scraps from the slayer and her watcher had always galled him. He did what was necessary but he didn’t have to like it. How they thought he had survived on what they dolled out was beyond him.
He might not have been able to physically hurt people but the chip didn’t stop him wanting to. So he had to come up with other ways of making ends meet.
So he dusted off the skills he had learnt from a minion that had been a pickpocket before Drusilla found him. Learning the skills had kept him entertained while Drusilla was keeping Angelus entertained. Honing those skills on Angelus later had made him feel a bit better.
His lack of breathing meant he could stand right behind people without them knowing and his unnatural speed let him take what he wanted and disappear before they realised anything was missing.
Really being a vampire pick pocket was almost too easy but he wasn’t going to argue about it.
He would trade information with Giles and Buffy to keep them satisfied and, as time went by, as an excuse to see her and spend time with her.
Everything else he owned came from his own skills at distraction and sleight of hand.
Nobody guessed and he was soon good enough again to slip Giles’ wallet from his pants take what he wanted and return it during the course of yet another tirade by the watcher.
If in latter days he used his skills to palm a few dollars to Dawn for going out or into Buffy’s wallet to help with the bills well nobody realised that either. Except Dawn and she was willing to keep her mouth shut in return for him teaching her a few tricks.
Now with his newly returned body and re-found purpose of making Angel’s life as miserable as his was, it was time to dust off those skills once more.
One shove would always lead to another and then to a proper fight. Letting Angel get him into a headlock meant the dark vampire had no idea what his hands were doing. Then it was child’s play to extract Angel’s wallet and hide it within the confines of his jacket.
A little bit of flirting with Harmony got him a supply of blood on tap and access to a computer long enough for him to order everything he needed with Angel’s credit card.
Then another push and shove match had the wallet returned before Angel even missed it, a copy of relevant passwords made and one building access card lighter than before.
More flirting with Harmony and he knew the pouf’s schedule for the next three days.
Finally Project “Get Some Sun and Get on Angel’s Nerves” was ready to go.
THE END
Author: lilithangel
Email: abchainey@xtra.co.nz
Website: www.livejournal.com/users/lilithbint
Fandom: AtS
Characters: Spike
Genre: POV, light humour
Rating: Gen
Word Count: 519 (phew just made it)
Disclaimer: he followed me home so I’m keeping him but I am making no money out of this and I will not be suing for ownership.
Summary: a prequel to something else I am writing for
hols_with_james which is due out August 1st. In thinking about the prompt ‘pickpocket’ I kept coming back to the question how Spike survive after the chip. The money he earned from information couldn’t have been enough. I have seen references to scaring humans for money (not sure if that was fan fiction or canon) but that had to be risky. Here’s my answer.
Spike had not been a professional pickpocket but he was glad boredom had prompted him to learn. Vampires didn’t need to be stealthy to take things from their victims but after that bloody Initiative had stomped on his vampire nature he had been forced to use other methods to get what he wanted.
Begging for scraps from the slayer and her watcher had always galled him. He did what was necessary but he didn’t have to like it. How they thought he had survived on what they dolled out was beyond him.
He might not have been able to physically hurt people but the chip didn’t stop him wanting to. So he had to come up with other ways of making ends meet.
So he dusted off the skills he had learnt from a minion that had been a pickpocket before Drusilla found him. Learning the skills had kept him entertained while Drusilla was keeping Angelus entertained. Honing those skills on Angelus later had made him feel a bit better.
His lack of breathing meant he could stand right behind people without them knowing and his unnatural speed let him take what he wanted and disappear before they realised anything was missing.
Really being a vampire pick pocket was almost too easy but he wasn’t going to argue about it.
He would trade information with Giles and Buffy to keep them satisfied and, as time went by, as an excuse to see her and spend time with her.
Everything else he owned came from his own skills at distraction and sleight of hand.
Nobody guessed and he was soon good enough again to slip Giles’ wallet from his pants take what he wanted and return it during the course of yet another tirade by the watcher.
If in latter days he used his skills to palm a few dollars to Dawn for going out or into Buffy’s wallet to help with the bills well nobody realised that either. Except Dawn and she was willing to keep her mouth shut in return for him teaching her a few tricks.
Now with his newly returned body and re-found purpose of making Angel’s life as miserable as his was, it was time to dust off those skills once more.
One shove would always lead to another and then to a proper fight. Letting Angel get him into a headlock meant the dark vampire had no idea what his hands were doing. Then it was child’s play to extract Angel’s wallet and hide it within the confines of his jacket.
A little bit of flirting with Harmony got him a supply of blood on tap and access to a computer long enough for him to order everything he needed with Angel’s credit card.
Then another push and shove match had the wallet returned before Angel even missed it, a copy of relevant passwords made and one building access card lighter than before.
More flirting with Harmony and he knew the pouf’s schedule for the next three days.
Finally Project “Get Some Sun and Get on Angel’s Nerves” was ready to go.
THE END
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Date: 2006-07-14 12:03 pm (UTC)I loved clever!Spike. No concrit from me; it flowed well from one place to another, and the images painted are perfect. Well done!
~Nebula
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Date: 2006-07-15 03:35 am (UTC)he might be impulsive and emotional, but he is clever,
glad you liked it
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Date: 2006-07-14 05:00 pm (UTC)I especially liked him slipping a few bucks to Dawn & Buffy. So in character for him.
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Date: 2006-07-15 03:36 am (UTC)I remember him saying he could get money to help Buffy and it did fit with the storyline so I am glad it worked,
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Date: 2006-07-14 08:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-15 03:37 am (UTC)Season 5 is what really triggered it all. Like the briefcase and the beer.
I love playing with Angel's mind too and Spike is perfect for pushing him.
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Date: 2006-07-15 12:24 am (UTC)One shove would always lead to another and then to a proper fight. Letting Angel get him into a headlock meant the dark vampire had no idea what his hands were doing. Then it was child’s play to extract Angel’s wallet and hide it within the confines of his jacket. Oh yeah, totally, totally, totally in character.
This is just absolutely wonderful!!
I'm only seeing one grammar mistake, but you've made it in several places. If you have two complete sentences connected with "and" or "but", you need a comma before the "and/but"
Really being a vampire pick pocket was almost too easy[,] but he wasn’t going to argue about it.
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Date: 2006-07-15 03:39 am (UTC)*grin* comma use has always been my biggest challenge.
My formal training has been in poetry where punctuation is much more fluid. I will look out for that one from now on.
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Date: 2006-07-15 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-15 04:03 am (UTC)If it doesn't sound like them then there is no point in using their names. Even though I am a spangel girl and that is not completely canon I still want it to be believable. Glad I was able to achieve that with this.
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Date: 2006-07-15 05:47 am (UTC)He would trade information with Giles and Buffy to keep them satisfied and, as time went by, as an excuse to see her and spend time with her.
On this part here, it's perfectly understandable that you mean Buffy but the sentence seems kind of awkward with you dropping Giles like that. I would suggest the first "her" being "Buffy" to keep that from happening.
Wonderful! I loved the ending. Hee! Pestering!Spike is the best.
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Date: 2006-07-15 05:51 am (UTC)I was never really happy with the sentence and almost removed it several times, excellent suggestion, it makes the sentence run much more smoothly,
glad you liked it
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Date: 2006-07-16 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-07-17 06:57 am (UTC)getting at Angel is a primary focus in Spike's existence
*grin*
love it
Date: 2006-07-16 09:37 pm (UTC)Very nice.
sr
Re: love it
Date: 2006-07-17 06:59 am (UTC)so many people underestimate Spike but when he sets his mind to something... that's the Spike I love
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Date: 2007-08-13 05:38 am (UTC)I was touched by the way he'd steal some to give to the Summers sisters, and I love that Dawn was hush-hush in knowing that secret. The things Spike could teach her have got to be worth that.
Fun story!
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Date: 2007-08-13 09:01 am (UTC)there were so many little examples of the way he took care of the people he loved and you have to believe he would have taught Dawn all sorts of tricks that summer to keep her mind off things.
glad you enjoyed it.