Taming the Muse

Hello, noodle lovers of the world.

If you'll turn in your program, we'll begin the seminars after the National Anthem of Noodles, written by our own dear Secretary Alfredo. 

It has been a glorious day for the noodle, captivating the hearts of many nations from China to Italy and beyond.  This past week, we had a chance to work with the living livejournal community tamingthemuse and they brought many interesting diplomatic issues to our attention.  I am authorized to relate two to you.

Their dear friend windandthestars did not show to her appointment at the noodle house and thus ended a two week engagement which they hope was just a mere blip on an otherwise long-running tenure.  

Our dear governess Eita Pesto has graciously accepted apologies for any offense taken.

The other important announcement was the retention of a great Noodle artist for a Renaissance influenced portrait.  The dear and wonderfully fluent blue_icy_rose commissioned this work, a gorgeous Calliope rendering for her two years work on the tireless campaign for noodle rights, notice that it is one of the few non-bare breasted Calliopes in all of existence.  A copy is seen below in your programs.



One final note: The Macaroni General sends his apologies for the late March awards for the employees of the month and hopes to render them soon. 

Let us begin with the National Anthem of Noodle in celebration of our dear heritage.

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