Taming the Muse

Title: Demons I Get
Author: meredevachon
Fandom: Original
Characters: Crazy Narrator Bitch
tamingthemuse Prompt #35: Bouncy Balls
Rating: R for language (frequent use of the f-word in particular)
Word Count: 661
Disclaimer: I really wish I could disclaim ownership of/responsibility for this narrator. But she seems to have taken up residence in some part of my brain. So I guess you could say that she owns me as much (if not more… she would definitely say ‘more’) as I own her.
Beta: Many thanks to swweeks for last-minute flail-reduction and beta. I couldn’t do this week after week without her help, support, and encouragement.
A/N #1: Some of you may be familiar with this narrator. She’s shown up in Sex, Lies, and Unfortunately No Videotape; Coming, Going, and Swirling the Drain; and Gotta Love That Unwellness Love. This time, she’s all on her own, and rambling even more than usual. Somebody please put a muzzle on her?!
A/N #2: This is not what I intended to write this week. I planned to finish (or at the very least continue) Terry Gilliam’s Got Nothin’ On Me, but my laptop decided to enter its death throes and I was unable to put in the time it would have taken to write that. But from my techno-woes came this voice of reason *smirk*.
A/N #3: Title, cut tag text, and opening line are a quote from Supernatural, spoken by the character Dean Winchester. That’s about the closest this gets to fannish.
Summary: An immortal meddler ponders the human condition… sort of. And has some advice for us all… sort of.

( Demons I get. People are crazy. )